Diary Entry 5 – The Aftermath
It’s been a blessed elevation that forced me to think outside the box
We’ve been scaling by a factor of 50 and I am now bonafide hustler
From Spain to China I’m connected with the VCs who don’t speak no English
And we are starting a new venture fund that will be stronger than a sequoia
Subliminal Ventures: There’ll be an angel for Russia and a VC4Africa
I went so global with this initiative that even my thesis has an accent
And I am crossing cultures with an international book release next August
Documenting Silicon Alley oops like a young Dayton flying anonymous
Y’all think Uber is the future? That Carr been autonomous
After I wrote Subliminal VC, even my bill collectors asked me out on dates
And when Terence read my story sparks of brightness flooded his gates
We will probably do a remix with Freddy Dubs, Bing and Benji
Just to show the world that there is more to life than just being a VC
Despite all of this success, I am still the same humble dude
Who writes his name in lower case instead of capital letters
But my dough is angelic, I rock the best portfolio in town
And like Chris, I feed the multitude with only one loaf of bread
Accelerators are seeking my company so fast, it’s ludicrous
I’ll pull a Tesla and make them pre-order my book at $1,000 a pop.
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And the crowd goes wild.